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Life's Embarrassing Moments... We All Have Them!

The positive and healing power of humor around the car, and couldn't think of
cannot be measured! Humor helps to anything to do, except to break one of
reduce stress, anxiety, and tension and the windows to get in! But, she didn't
that's why I use humor to get out of want to do that, because her husband
embarrassing situations, and there have would probably kill her (or worse), for
been plenty in my life! I've eaten doing something stupid like this! It was
plenty of "crow," and have gotten plenty cold outside and she had to think of
of "egg on my face" too!STOP; LOOK AND something FAST!She looked down the
LISTEN! That's the advice I give people highway, and noticed there were store
if they want to get more humor into their lights less than a mile down the highway,
lives. You have to "stop and smell the maybe a gas station or convenience store,
roses," pay attention to the things she hoped! (this was before cell phones)
around you; and you have to be a good So, she decided the only thing she could
listener. People ask me where I get my do, was to start walking to use the
ideas and humor, and the answer is always phone. She figured it would take her
the same: around the home; around the about 15 minutes to walk to the store and
work place, and out in the streets, etc. call her husband to come and get her, so
I have two examples of embarrassing she she started walking.A few minutes
moments I will share with you, and the after she left the scene, a police
first one involves being a good officer stopped at her car to check
listener.My ex-wife had a great sense of things out! What he found was sure
humor, but she was not a very funny interesting. An abandoned car with the
person most of the time. She rarely came engine running; the doors were locked and
up with anything funny, or if she told a the headlights were on! What was the
joke, she would usually screw it up! officer to think...foul play, perhaps?
That's fine...I can't fault her for that! The officer looked all around the area,
I screw up most of my jokes, too! But, to see if he could see anybody around,
she shined when she told me the following but there was nobody. So, he called for
story about what her receptionist did at help for other units to join in on a
work one day. And, she picked up on this search!Meanwhile (back at the ranch), or
bit of humor because she was LISTENING! at the store where Michelle had walked
When she told me this story, I almost to, she arrived and called her husband on
fell over backwards!Human ServicesThe the phone. From the phone booth she was
state Department of Human Services (New calling from, she looked back up the
Mexico), which handles child abuse cases, highway, and noticed flashing lights near
was quite busy on this particular Monday her car! The worry set in right away,
morning. Clients and attorneys were that something had happened to her car!
waiting in the reception area, and She told her husband that she would meet
several of the children were in the him at the car, which was less than a
nursery, and the telephones were ringing mile north of the convenience
off the hook!The receptionist had only store.Worried... Michelle was in a
been on the job for about a week, and as hurry-up mode to get back to her car,
in any new job, she was still trying to after seeing the flashing lights! As she
find her way around, etc. As the morning walked faster and faster toward her car,
wore on, the office scene continued to be she noticed more flashing lights, and
quite hectic! And, by mid-morning, could hear dogs barking off in the
things became a little dizzying for her, distance, and she didn't know what to
as she tried to take care of everyone's think! She then noticed a low flying
needs.About noon time...looking a bit helicopter with a spotlight shining all
drained and overwhelmed with it all, she over the place. "Who or what could they
was overheard to answer the telephone, be looking for," she thought to
"Good morning...Human Cervixes...may I herself!Huffing and puffing, she
help you?"* * *Another continued down the highway, and she knew
embarrassing incident was told to me by something was not right where she left
my wife, who had a friend named Michelle, the car! As she got closer, there were
and the story goes something like more flashing lights; traffic backed up;
this.Stranded!It was about 9:00 in the the sound of barking dogs became louder;
evening, on a cold December night, and the helicopter flying low overhead...what
Michelle was on her way home from could be wrong?After a few minutes, she
attending a meeting at school. She was finally reached the scene, and as she
driving on the outskirts of town where lumbered across the highway...huffing and
she lived, when she noticed and felt puffing...she went up to the first police
something was not right with the front officer she saw and said, "Hello,
end of the car! She didn't know if a officer...my name is Michelle, and that's
tire was going to blow out or just what my car parked over there. I locked
the problem was, etc.So, she pulled off myself out; left the engine running and
the highway to take a look. She got out the headlights on and went for help. Is
of the car and went around to the there anything wrong?* *
passenger side to check things out and *Life's embarrassing moments! We all
she saw nothing unusual. So, she went suffer from them! If you have an
back to get into the car to continue on embarrassing incident happen to you, try
her way home. There was only one to capture it on paper or on film. As
problem. SHE LOCKED HERSELF OUT OF THE the experts say, having the ability to
CAR! OOPS! Michelle had a big problem! laugh at ourselves, at all the crazy
She also left the engine running and the things we all do, CAN BE HEALTHY!
headlights on! WHAT TO DO? She paced




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