| Funny jokes are a great way to keep us all smiling and | | | | with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. |
| looking at life with a positive attitude. Humor is one of | | | | And just when I was thinking about putting an end to |
| God's gifts... we should act accordingly! | | | | my life, you show up and drink my poison." |
| Here's a joke which I find really funny... | | | | Hilarious!... but a little dark too! Here's a more light |
| So there's a guy at a bar, staring blankly at his drink. | | | | hearted funny joke which I love... |
| He stays like that for hours. Then, this big | | | | So a blond gets free helicopter lesson. She drives to |
| trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the | | | | the airstrip and asks the instructor if she can have her |
| drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor | | | | lessons. The instructor teaches her the controls and |
| man cries. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was | | | | tells her: "Call me on this radio every 2000 feet". |
| just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't | | | | So she goes in the helicopter and takes off. At 2000 |
| stand to see a man cry." | | | | she called him. At 4000 feet she calls him. At 6000 |
| "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I | | | | feet she calls him. But, at 8000 feet she does not call |
| fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, | | | | him. |
| outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my | | | | He was wander what was going on when he heard a |
| car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they | | | | CRASH from behind him. The instructor ran over to |
| can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I | | | | the crashed helicopter and asked the blond what |
| leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards | | | | happened. |
| there. The cab driver just drives away." | | | | She replied: "It got really cold, so I turned off the big |
| "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed | | | | fan". |