Funny Jokes

Funny jokes are a great way to keep us all smiling andwith the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.
looking at life with a positive attitude. Humor is one ofAnd just when I was thinking about putting an end to
God's gifts... we should act accordingly!my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Here's a joke which I find really funny...Hilarious!... but a little dark too! Here's a more light
So there's a guy at a bar, staring blankly at his drink.hearted funny joke which I love...
He stays like that for hours. Then, this bigSo a blond gets free helicopter lesson. She drives to
trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes thethe airstrip and asks the instructor if she can have her
drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poorlessons. The instructor teaches her the controls and
man cries. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I wastells her: "Call me on this radio every 2000 feet".
just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can'tSo she goes in the helicopter and takes off. At 2000
stand to see a man cry."she called him. At 4000 feet she calls him. At 6000
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, Ifeet she calls him. But, at 8000 feet she does not call
fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss,him.
outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to myHe was wander what was going on when he heard a
car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that theyCRASH from behind him. The instructor ran over to
can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when Ithe crashed helicopter and asked the blond what
leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cardshappened.
there. The cab driver just drives away."She replied: "It got really cold, so I turned off the big
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bedfan".